I Heart My Little A-Holes

I Heart My Little A-Holes

Author: Karen Alpert

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 9780062341617

Category: Humor

Page: 304

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Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole. When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.
I Heart My Little A-Holes
Language: en
Pages: 304
Authors: Karen Alpert
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014-04-08 - Publisher: Harper Collins

Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your partner
I Heart My Little A-holes
Language: en
Pages: 287
Authors: Karen Alpert (Blogger)
Categories: Motherhood
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014 - Publisher:

Karen Alpert, writer of the blog Baby Sideburns, shares funny stories and pictures from her experiences raising her young son and daughter.
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes
Language: en
Pages: 272
Authors: Karen Alpert
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2021 - Publisher: Houghton Mifflin

From the mom behind Baby Sideburns and the NYT bestseller I Heart my Little A-Holes, a hilarious and matter-of-fact parenting guide to raising happy, kind, and resilient kids.
How Pop Culture Shapes the Stages of a Woman's Life
Language: en
Pages: 291
Authors: Melissa Ames, Sarah Burcon
Categories: Social Science
Type: BOOK - Published: 2016-03-15 - Publisher: Springer

Contemporary popular culture has created a slew of stereotypical roles for girls and women to (willingly or not) play throughout their lives: The Princess, the Nymphette, the Diva, the Single Girl, the Bridezilla, the Tiger Mother, the M.I.L.F, the Cougar, and more. In this book Ames and Burcon investigate the
I Heart My Little A-Holes
Language: en
Pages: 272
Authors: Karen Alpert
Categories: Motherhood
Type: BOOK - Published: 2013-10 - Publisher:

Karen Alpert, writer of the blog Baby Sideburns, shares funny stories and pictures from her experiences raising her young son and daughter.