Lockdown Capers: A Couple Chronicles the Lighter Side of a State-mandated Lockdown

Lockdown Capers: A Couple Chronicles the Lighter Side of a State-mandated Lockdown

Author: John R. Pistacchi

Publisher: Luminare Press

ISBN: 1643886223

Category: Humor

Page: 56

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John and Martha, in their seventies and about to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, find themselves in a state-mandated COVID-19 lockdown, requiring them to be together 24/7. John chronicles this adventure through the lens of observational humor. As the couple navigates this strange new world of masks, sanitizers, and flour hoarding, nothing is off-limits: from new protocols, to their love/hate relationship with Amazon, to John's paranoia about dangerous (and possibly imaginary) squirrels, or his foolproof money-saving scheme. John even finds humor in his fight against Parkinson's and weight gain via his diet and exercise program as well as his Daily Rock Steady Zoom boxing sessions under his fighting name, FAST JOHNNY.
Lockdown Capers: A Couple Chronicles the Lighter Side of a State-mandated Lockdown
Language: en
Pages: 56
Authors: John R. Pistacchi
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2021-02-12 - Publisher: Luminare Press

John and Martha, in their seventies and about to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, find themselves in a state-mandated COVID-19 lockdown, requiring them to be together 24/7. John chronicles this adventure through the lens of observational humor. As the couple navigates this strange new world of masks, sanitizers, and flour hoarding,
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Pages: 252
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Pages:
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Language: en
Pages:
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Language: en
Pages: 634
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Categories: Fiction
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