Maybe Life's Just Not That Into You

Maybe Life's Just Not That Into You

Author: Martha Bolton

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781416544234

Category: Humor

Page: 208

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A Self-Help Spoof for the Life Impaired Right here in this book store, you can find hundreds of them -- self-help books. They tell you how to improve your finances, lose weight, age gracefully, and influence people. But even after reading all those books, you're still a mess. It can only mean one thing: maybe life's just not that into you. Once you open you mind to this possibility, you can quit beating yourself up. It's all about attitude. It's about the find art of whining. It's about losing your shirt, but keeping your dignity. It's about being dull and boring, but making it work for you. It's about losing friends and influencing nobody. It's about just saying no to dieting because, well, let's be honest, carbs just taste good. A hilarious, good-natured spoof on more that fifty self-help books, this book will leave you feeling better about who you are and laughing your way to becoming the person God created you to be.
Maybe Life's Just Not That Into You
Language: en
Pages: 208
Authors: Martha Bolton, Brad Dickson
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2006-12-12 - Publisher: Simon and Schuster

A Self-Help Spoof for the Life Impaired Right here in this book store, you can find hundreds of them -- self-help books. They tell you how to improve your finances, lose weight, age gracefully, and influence people. But even after reading all those books, you're still a mess. It can
He's Just Not That Into You
Language: en
Pages: 187
Authors: Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2009-01-06 - Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Based on an episode of "Sex and the City," offers a lighthearted, no-nonsense look at dead-end relationships, providing advice for letting go and moving on.
The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You
Language: en
Pages: 176
Authors: Vlad Mezrich
Categories: Juvenile Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2009 - Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers, utilizing quizzes, Top Ten lists, language analysis, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and fancy charts to show you what you need to do in order to get your vampire and keep him forever. Let this eternally rewarding book show you the way
Wall Street's Just Not That into You
Language: en
Pages: 152
Authors: Roger Davis
Categories: Business & Economics
Type: BOOK - Published: 2016-11-03 - Publisher: Routledge

Do you consider yourself a long-term investor? If so, chances are you have parked your money with an advisor and pay little attention to its performance and even less to the amount of risk in your portfolio. You may be told by Wall Street to buy stocks or funds and
Your Country Is Just Not That Into You
Language: en
Pages: 288
Authors: Jimmy Dore
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014-07-08 - Publisher: Hachette UK

Why is your brother-in-law concerned about the Estate Tax? Why do millionaire news reporters get everything wrong? Why are blood-sucking teachers bankrupting America? Jimmy Dore, the comedy darling of America's Progressive Left, answers all these questions and more! In this laugh-out-loud collection of essays that are both street-smart and informed,