Senior Moments

Senior Moments

Author: Angus FitzSimons

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9780733645617

Category: Humor

Page: 240

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Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)
Senior Moments
Language: en
Pages: 240
Authors: Angus FitzSimons
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2020-10-27 - Publisher: Hachette UK

Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your
Senior Moments
Language: en
Pages: 160
Authors: Shelley Klein
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2009-04-01 - Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

From the author of Can't Remember Sh*t, here is a new trade paper original of all the things she forgot to put in the first book. Plus, this one has a softer, gentler title that many people won't be embarrassed to give to their parents! From coming to grips with
1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments
Language: en
Pages: 166
Authors: Tom Friedman
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2006-05-03 - Publisher: Workman Publishing

No, you’re not losing your mind. And you’re definitely not alone. There’s Jimmy Carter, forgetting the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. Rod Stewart fumbling for the name of the intense first love who inspired “Maggie Mae.” G. K. Chesterton writing a long letter to hismother
God Bless My Senior Moments
Language: en
Pages: 144
Authors: Karen O'Connor
Categories: Religion
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014-04-01 - Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Your later years can be golden! Humorist and bestselling author Karen O’Connor offers brief, daily prayers to highlight the joys of living while gently poking fun at the humorous moments we all experience. These insightful prayers of gratitude, grace, and good humor will inspire you to take life in stride
My Favorite Senior Moments
Language: en
Pages: 224
Authors: Karen O'Connor
Categories: Religion
Type: BOOK - Published: 2015-03-01 - Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Humor and joy abound in this entertaining look at senior life. From handling day-to-day foibles to connecting with your kids and grandkids, gentle humorist Karen O'Connor keeps you smiling, laughing, and appreciating the wisdom that comes with experience. My Favorite Senior Moments encourages you to look on the sunny...and funny...side