The Quotable A**hole

The Quotable A**hole

Author: Eric Grzymkowski

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781440529078

Category: Reference

Page: 256

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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.
The Quotable A**hole
Language: en
Pages: 256
Authors: Eric Grzymkowski
Categories: Reference
Type: BOOK - Published: 2011-09-15 - Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an
The Quotable Douchebag
Language: en
Pages: 144
Authors: Eric Grzymkowski
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014-12-30 - Publisher: Quirk Books

Did he really just say that?!? Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks
The Quotable Intellectual
Language: en
Pages: 256
Authors: Peter Archer
Categories: Reference
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010-06-18 - Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Have you ever wanted to be an intellectual, without all that tedious work of getting an advanced college degree? Here’s your shortcut to the world of the well read. Just open this collection of 1,417 quotations from the mouths of the wildly famous to the painfully obscure, and voila!--instant erudition.
The Quotable Golfer
Language: en
Pages: 320
Authors: Robert McCord
Categories: Reference
Type: BOOK - Published: 2004 - Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

All the history, tradition, agony, and ecstasy of golf shine through in these words by players, professional and amateur. Organized into categories such as “Golf Defined,” “The Mental Game,” and “Caddies,” the quotes come from such links lovers as Tiger Woods, Ben Hogan, Lee Trevino, and more. Some are modest
The Quotable Thoreau
Language: en
Pages: 552
Authors: Jeffrey S Cramer
Categories: Reference
Type: BOOK - Published: 2011-04-11 - Publisher: Princeton University Press

Few writers are more quotable than Henry David Thoreau. His books, essays, journals, poems, letters, and unpublished manuscripts contain an inexhaustible treasure of epigrams and witticisms, from the famous ("The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation") to the obscure ("Who are the estranged? Two friends explaining") and the